Law Firm Chain Of Command Joke

Managing Partner
• Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
• Is more powerful than a locomotive
• Is faster than a speeding bullet
• Walks on water
• Gives policy to God

Senior Partner
• Leaps short buildings in a single bound
• Is more powerful than a switch engine
• Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
• Walks on water if the sea is calm
• Talks with God

Junior Partner
• Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds
• Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
• Is faster than a speeding bullet
• Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool

Assistant Solicitor
• Barely clears a Quonset hut
• Loses a tug-of-war with a locomotive
• Can fire a speeding bullet
• Swims well
• Is occasionally addressed by God

Officer Manager
• Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap tall buildings
• Is run over by locomotives
• Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
• Dog paddles
• Talks to animals

Paralegal
• Runs into buildings
• Recognizes locomotives two out of three times
• Is not issued ammunition
• Can stay afloat with a life jacket
• Talks to walls

Trainee Solicitor
• Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings
• Says "Look at the Choo-Choo!"
• Wets himself with a water pistol
• Plays in mud puddles
• Mumbles to himself

Secretary
• Lifts buildings and walks under them
• Kicks locomotives off the track
• Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them
• Freezes water with a single glance
• She IS God