If the ad claims... It really means
"rough condition"... too bad to lie about
"parts car"... beyond repair
"immaculate"... recently washed
"engine quiet"... if you use 90-weight oil
"needs minor overhaul"... needs engine
"needs major overhaul"... Phone the junkyard
"burns no oil"... it all leaks out
"drive it away"... I live on a hill
"drive it anywhere"... within 10 miles
"desirable classic"... No one wants it.
"rare classic"... No one wanted it even when it was new.
"stored 20 years"... (in a farmer's field)
"ran when stored"... Won't start
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