10 Best Things To Say If You Are Caught Sleeping At Your Desk:
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15-minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "Boy, that cough mixture I took last night is strong!"
2. "I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands..."
and the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
1. " ...in Jesus' name. Amen."
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