Caught Sleeping At Desk Joke

10 Best Things To Say If You Are Caught Sleeping At Your Desk:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15-minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "Boy, that cough mixture I took last night is strong!"

2. "I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands..."

and the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. " ...in Jesus' name. Amen."