Why Students Fail Joke

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days.

The typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays
52 Sundays in a year. Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays
50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep
130 days gone... Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing (good for health)
15 days. Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)
30 days. Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)
15 days. Days left 81.

7. Exam days
Per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festivals (holidays)
40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. Sick days
At least 3 days. Remaining days = 3.

10. Movies and functions
At least 2 days. 1 day left.

That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day?!?!?!?!
Balance = 0

How can a student ever pass?!?!