Executive In Hell Joke

One day while walking down the street a highly successful
executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died.
Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the
Pearly Gates by St. Peter.

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled
in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely
enough, we've never once had an executive make it this far
and we're not really sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman. "Well, I'd
like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do
is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then
you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity
in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind...I prefer to stay
in Heaven," said the woman.

"Sorry, we have rules..."

And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and
it went down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself
stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course.
In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her
were all of her friends and they were all dressed in fine evening
wear and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both
cheeks and they talked about old times.

They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the
country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster
dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy and
she had a great time telling jokes and dancing.

She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was
time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved good-bye as
she got on the elevator. The elevator went back up to the Pearly
Gates and found St. Peter. "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven,"
he said.

So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing
the harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it
her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven.
Now you must choose your eternity," he said.

The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never
thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and
all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."

So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went back
to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself
standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She
saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage
and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm
around her.

"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here
and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster
and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland
of garbage and all my friends look miserable."

The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting
you. Today you're staff."