A reference guide for car buyers and owners.
AUDI:
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW:
Bought My Wife
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women but
Broke My Wallet
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
DODGE:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires
FIAT:
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD:
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GM:
Garbage Motors
Gluteus Maximus
HONDA:
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB:
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SUBARU:
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO:
Very Old Looking Vehicular Object
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