Gender Of Objects Joke

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example:

1. Ziploc Bags - They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2. Copiers - They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3. Tire - Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4. Hot Air Balloon - Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air component.

5. Sponges - Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6. Web Page - Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7. Subway - Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8. Hourglass - Female, because over time, the weight can shift to the bottom.

9. Hammer - Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10. Remote Control - Female. Ha! You thought it'd be Male. But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.