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Saturday, April 14, 2007

New Voice Mail For School Joke

We have employed a new voice mail system and would like the staff to have knowledge of how it operates. When you are dialing school, please call the number provided.

You will then be answered by a cheery voice from us that will give you a menu of options to meet your needs.

These are:

To lie about why your child is absent Press 1

To make excuses for why your child did not do his work Press 2

To complain about what we do Press 3

To fuss at a staff members Press 4

To ask why you didn't get needed information that was in your newsletter and several bulletins mailed to you Press 5

If you want us to raise your child Press 6

If you want to reach out and touch, slap, or hit someone Press 7

If you really have an emergency, dial 9-1-1 because all these other lines will be busy.

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