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Saturday, May 24, 2008

Announcement By Stewardess Joke

A few years ago, I landed at the Honolulu airport and the stewardess made the following announcement:

"Ladies and gentlemen, we have landed at Honolulu and in a few minutes we will be at the gate. In order to prevent any injuries, please remain seated and keep your seat belt on until we stop at the gate. Captain Phillips is an excellent pilot, but he's a lousy driver."

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