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Friday, May 2, 2008

Son Asking Mummy For Money Joke

While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy. She also had her seven-year-old son with her.

Everyone gathered around the baby, and the little boy asked, "Mommy, can I have some money to buy a soda?"

"What do you say?" she asked.

Respectfully, the boy replied, "You're thin and beautiful."

The woman reached in her purse, gave her son money and said, "And get yourself a chocolate bar too!".

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