Payment With Kisses Joke

Husband working abroad wrote to his wife...

Dear Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. Muaks!

You are my sweetheart.

Your husband,

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His wife replied...

Sweetheart Dearest,

Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses...

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items... (hope u understand??)

5. Other expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan the same for next month?