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Sunday, May 27, 2007

Politically Correct Terms & Phrases G-M

gang....................youth group
genius..................mentally different
ghetto..................pre-integrated pre-nirvana
girl friday.............assistant
girl watching...........street harassment
girl....................female person
girlfriend..............acquaintance rape survivor
girlfriends.............unpaid sex workers
girls...................young female persons
gorgeous................different
graffiti................people's art
grammar.................ethnocentric white patriarchal restructuring of language
great...................different
hairdresser.............hair stylist
hamburger...............seared mutilated animal flesh
hate....................dislike
hates...................dislikes
he or she or it.........h'orsh'it
he......................she
hearing person..........temporarily aurally abled
heir....................inheritron
heiress.................inheritron
heroine.................hero
heterosexual............blatantly heterosexual
history.................his'n'herstory
homeless................involuntarily undomiciled
homosexual..............gay
honey...................stolen nonhuman animal sweetener
hopeless................stepping stone
hostess.................host
housewife...............domestic engineer
housewife...............homemaker
humans..................human animals
hunter..................bambi butcher
hurricane...............himmicane
I.......................my humble self
ignorance...............alternative wisdom
ignorant................differently wise
illiterate..............alternatively schooled
illogical...............differently logical
immature................childlike
impaired................challenged
in fact.................seemingly
incompetent.............of different interests
inferior................different
inmate..................guest
inmates.................guests
insane people...........selectively perceptive
insolvent...............illiquid
intellect...............intuition
intelligence............intuition
intelligent.............intuitive
janitor.................environmental hygienist
jew.....................Jewish person
judge...................consider
junkie..................substance abuse survivor
kid.....................young person
kids....................young people
kinsmen.................kin
lazy....................of different interests
learning disability.....self-paced cognitive ability
leather.................dead animal skins
lesbian.................gynocentric be-ing
lesbianism..............gynocentric be-ing
liar....................a person creative with the facts
lie.....................constructive version of the facts
literary criticism......lit crit
logger..................treeslayer
lost....................temporarily misoriented
lover...................spouse equivalent
lovers..................spouse equivalents
lower classes...........downtrodden
lumberjack..............tree butcher
mad.....................challenging
maid....................house helper
maiden name.............family birth name
mail man................person person
mainstream..............dominant culture
malady..................condition
man of letters..........literary person
man-made................artificial
man.....................person
manageress..............manager
mankind.................earth children
mankind.................humankind
manly...................womanly
manpower................human resources
marriage................legalised rape
married.................legally raping
matron..................supervisor
meat....................flesh
men.....................bastards
menstruate..............femstruate
mentally retarded.......exceptional
meter maid..............parking enforcement adjudicator
middleman...............intermediary
midget, dwarf...........vertically challenged
minority group..........numerically challenged group
mistake.................learning experience
mistaken................differently opinioned
moan....................share
Mr......................Pn
Mrs.....................Pn
Ms......................Pn
mute....................orally challenged

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