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Friday, August 17, 2007

Wife's Surprise Birthday Present Joke

The wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband.

Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband, 'Buy me a surprise for my birthday! Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!'

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to her birthday.

And on that day, she finally got the beautiful present bought by her thoughtful husband...

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The poor guy is dead today, and his wife's in jail for murder!

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